Dirt or Dirty ?

 It’s funny, isn’t it? 

 I know it’s 2021; the world is going nude. 

With silhouette, I get to see the naked you. 

It’s alright, I am interested in lingeries too.

Sexy men shorts and thick biceps. 

But my kind of dirty is a little bit different. 

I asked a friend if he knows about the types of discharges a woman could have. 

And he said no, but he could pull off a bra.

He said he didn’t need to know until he births a daughter. 

Even at that, she would have a mother. 

So, I am guessing the mother would be the guide. In other words, my (friend) man is a nasty puller of pants. 

He is forgetting the real dirty. 

A funny kind of dirt.

A discharge the world calls nasty. 

But when you look at it, it’s just unique. 

Let’s talk dirty. 

I am looking forward to chat you about the way cramps getting me hanging. 

On some days, I am craving Ofada with boiled turkey. 

Or roadside doughnut without being preggy. 

Oh my, the period diarrhea usually does me dirty. 

Totally unnecessary, the period comes with ranging hormones; and the world rarely talks about the normalcy of horniness. 

Period acne must be another name for dirt. And the breast aches strips a person of tolerance. I think this is dirty enough. 

Or we could talk about the flow of blood.  Sometimes, it’s exciting, when it drops off like bulk. 

The sanitary towels comes in sizes; yeah, talk of tampons and pads. 

The wings that keeps blood locked out. 

Bet you didn’t know I was this dirty. 

First days are slight reddish or pinky. 

Second days are red as heck 

The last days are nastily brown. 

Now the day is over, let’s bow.  

But oh boy, ovulation would also come. 

But I am guessing this isn’t your type of talk. 

But, let me go on and on. 

This is my type of dirty, this is my nasty zone. 

There are 7 types of discharges though. 

You are probably too busy with the only one you know. 

C’est fini.

Easy as a bra can be stripped. 

Note: Lingerie and Silhouette probably got your attention, 😂😂 Welcome. Just wanted to say knowing  about discharge or menstruation doesn’t make you less of a man. It’s a season of different feelings for females around the world. You could show some love by not stigmatizing anyone. By also getting more knowledge; I am certain it’d come in handy. You could make donations of sanitary products to low income communities or support organizations that have started to make a change. Because we all are a change, we are the change. 

And hey girl, I love and celebrate you. The cramps has nothing on you. You should read up somethings too. There are diverse things about discharges you might not know. Also, try taking tests if you can afford to, just to keep your ovaries and other part of your body in check. We are vulnerable to lots of things. Make donations too. Help another female stay safe. 

I would leave the lingerie and biceps breakdown till later 😂😂😂. Thank you for reading.

With Love, Olu from The Love House on 99