As a Woman

The table i want to shake, many people will fall off.
1. So he calls you bae, says have you eaten? And so on... and you are telling yourself *it is official*. Anu mi o shay e. Until you start seeing the real official because he told the other babe, ehnn i have nothing serious going on. Me, i yaff talk my own, i cannor be picking piece over undefined feelings..  *Ji*.

He vanishes and comes back every three months with the *i want to marry you song* and you think he is drunk in love... he can't leave you. Issokay. Bros that came to check something, you are talking trash. Warris my own?. This is Lagos fah.
3. They turn your life to nepa light, going and coming like ojurin ojota and you gree because *you supposedly feel complete with him, abi he is trying to make it work* Omope japa, oti di switch. He hasnt found your kind, wonfi aye e shay adventure.
4. I would break up with her soon. If i had seen you first i would have married you. I love you both. Haaa...
Haa.. Aye e ti di temple run.. you can't fit to win this one.
5. Abi you are team, i want to make it work? Only you dating yourself, calling and texting yourself, loving yourself. Olori, please wake up. Person wey you dey date no date you.
6. Awon ti friends with benefit, ya own ya finish. They wee use you to do testimony like awon slay queen alaye spoilt foreign. *i used to date a girl that smokes and drinks with me until i met my destiny partner* Lobatan.. aye ogun lawa.
7. *Awon you forgot me* punch line, awon ex ina. Uhn, wonfe ruin e tan....
Omo mi, open eye oo.. ex their plans.

8. *the if you love me, spend for me team* ori yin mati daru sir, i mean it is fine to surprise him with gifts, pay bills on dates... but awon atenu aye won wa babe dar will pay their school fees, project money, owo ounje, awon olori kori bi eja ice, osha bo le gbe mi shay mi bose bami (dnt ruin me). Let it go baby, money dont keep a real man and vice versa.
9. *the when i am angry i have to beat and curse you* brother tyson goan meet john cena because i dinnor have morale to die before my time. Babes, free the dude. Make we hear word.
10. They take you to grandma abi mummy and you think marriage yaff sealed.. *ayi moye grave of forefathers wey persin don go*
11. Take this chain as a symbol of my love, i laugh. Cut chain jare make love scatter.
12. She is my friend... uncle, Jesus is the only friend of a man. Tani mugu?.
13. *let take an oath*, tani? Tell him you are allergic to making promises...
14. Aso ebi together? Well, add to my wardrobe bro...what are we for?.

Me, i am not doing feminist, taloraye iranu. My point is you are God's made creature, you should be treated with regards, respect, true love. You deserve to be happy. If you grew where you've been told you can take anything life throws at you, i tell you it isn't true but it is your decision to make, your stance to take. You are a queen, you don't deserve hurts, hits or piercing words. You should be loved for who you are. Don't doubt yourself, don't stoop low. Don't hold onto baggages. You deserve to smile, to be happy with anyone you love. Don't say i am below him rather offer what others can't give. Do less of shouts and nags, do patience & support. Do love and prayers with wonderful talks

15. So you are with a bae that never gets jealous, awon team immune to jealousy. I pity you. I am not saying goan date *Mr i dont want to see you with any guy* Be with someone who is scared of losing you.
16. Team if you love me, you would do it, Tell him you don't want to be unfortunate. Kilode,somebody cannor be in peace.
17. *Don't forget the i am reserved type* Aunty, ati reserver ati reservee, e serious. Who wants date boo that cannot talk, AYE, someone tht counts words? I mean it is to not want to stress yaslf by talking but i am bae so talk to me.
18. You are with brother *those words are insultive or that play is rough* Brother leave my front. So i cannor call you olori nla or olodo, i cannor hit you and run, uhn. Babe, leave him with his serious destiny.
19. You are dating brother sango, aburo esu. I laugh you oo keep telling yourself he would soon stop smoking and drinking, he would be following me to church. HAA haa, Kolewerk. Free ya self.
20. You are with the *i can't buy a girl something or give her money* who is begging you? Surprise me with packages abi ewoni bayi? Who wants your money sef, awon stingy pple, appreciate me. Osu mi

21. Are you with Mr whatever that doesn't discuss his problem. Well, tell him to date wall if he isnt ready to discuss. Aye o le.
22. Mr i am busy, well we are all busy trying to stay sane so? Kini excuse wey no get point. Ogha gerra here.
23. You have bae that cannor pray for you, with you and by you. Brother no know God. I WEE SHUT UP.
24. Bro that cannor shock you with surprise food but he is expecting you to comman wash clothes, okay na. Ancestral problems ni yen o.

25. Dating a guy with no future ambition?. Well, you know best.
With all of these, i come to a conclusion that if he isn't worth it, don't love him. Yeah, some certain things are hard. Being alone isn't so nice. But you are a princess, God is the King *if you know you know*. You are beautiful, strong, unique, wonderful, let nobody treat you less. Let nobody trash you like bin. Do you never think of waking up to a message or kiss from someone you love that feels like heaven at your door. Let me even tell you, you don't need relationship to survive, you need companionship. Someone that sacrifies, loves and trusts you. You need yourself with God.
A charming with the meaning of love.
A soul that adores you so much.
Someone who wouldn't treat you based on past hurts, totally regards you.
Someone who knows the nasty, crazy, naughty, silly you and still cherish you.
Someone who prays with you.
Someone who understands every words, flaws and love you more.
Someone who defines, designs, motivates and inspires you. *the one for you*.